Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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