What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

a chinese man pays the full price

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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