- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

1+2 = 6

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key