Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Weaner

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

My spelling is horrible

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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