- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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