Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

PENIS lol

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Niall Horan

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What's big and messy? A big mess

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What's just not right? Left

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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