what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's just not right? Left

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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