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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Women.

Fat? Jesse Z

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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