A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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