- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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