- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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