What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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