- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Actually it was me Josh brown

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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