- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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