- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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