Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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hi michael

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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