- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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