Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Ehh

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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