Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

No

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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