Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Pineapple.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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