- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.