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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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