Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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