How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Kys

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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