- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

diarrhea.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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