- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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