- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Click here to end the world.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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