- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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