Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

FUCK YOU

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

HEY!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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