What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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13 =B you just learned something

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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