- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A hill billy went fishing

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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