Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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An man walks to a bra

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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