- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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