- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Face...the other white meat!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Pickles are powerful

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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