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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A storm be brewin!

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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