joe galasso from plainview ny

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

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