- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

This is not a joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock? come in

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