- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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