- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

whats green and slimy? green slim

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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