- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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