What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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