Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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