What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Brain fart

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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