I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Anti Joke

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