Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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