How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Caolan and Eamon

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Gay republicans

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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God is real.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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