- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Women's Rights.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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