- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are red.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's funny? Women's rights.

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