What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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