A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Anti Joke

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