- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what is 3+3= 8

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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