How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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