- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

George W. Bush

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Coldpaly is a good band

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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