- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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