Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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