- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Lil Wayne

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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