- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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