- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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