Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Coldpaly is a good band

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

women's rights.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's half of 8? o

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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