- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

I will create more jobs for americans

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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