- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Equal rights!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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