- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Mooses

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

George W. Bush

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