- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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