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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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