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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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