- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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taking out the trash... at night

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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