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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

su algato es en fuego

What's 2+2? Fish

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Colin is gay but toasters are not

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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