Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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