- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A pope meets another one

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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