- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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