- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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