- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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