Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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