- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

angelo snyder is not ga

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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