- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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