Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A guy walks into a bar

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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cory

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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You were born.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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