What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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