- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly