- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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