- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are flowers.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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