Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Balls

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Knock knock.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why so serious ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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