- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

knock knock who's there ?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A pope meets another one

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Adam Chebali is awesome

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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