- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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