- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Major League Soccer

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

knock knock who's there ?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A pope meets another one

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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