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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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