Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Your mam is so fat.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Immigration Laws

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Fine, ladies first.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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