- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

field day?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Guest what in the butt

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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