- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Barack Obama.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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