Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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