- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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