- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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