- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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