- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

So a seal walks into a club.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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