- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

I C U P White stuff

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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