Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Womens rights

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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