Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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