- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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