- Anti Joke

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus