- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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