- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

mikey is cute

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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