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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Want to hear a joke? Obama

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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