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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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