My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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