- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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