what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What would u like to drink?

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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