Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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