what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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