Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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antijoke is the best website.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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