A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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