- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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