Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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