A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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