- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

all these jokes are horrible now

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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