- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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