What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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