I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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A man did not like this site

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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