Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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