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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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