- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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