- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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