A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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