- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

why did the black guy die? cancer

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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