Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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