- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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