- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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