A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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