XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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