Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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