I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

read this sentence again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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