Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

were you expecting a joke

What does? 42

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

PENIS

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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