How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Women's Rights

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Anti Joke

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