- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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