How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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12 niqqa 12.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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