- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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