- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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