- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

I am a mime

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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