- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

George W. Bush

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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