- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What happened to my sunglasses?

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Men

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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