What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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