I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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deez nuts

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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