Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

whats brown and sticky a stick

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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girls basketball

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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