What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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