How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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