- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

women's rights.

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