- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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