why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

how much fish could a chicken

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Anti Joke

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