- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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