why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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