- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats brown and sticky a stick

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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