- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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