What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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