- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Anti Joke

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