- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

i found waldo.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

men's rights activists

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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