What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Wait! hundred billions!

How about that airline food?

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Poker? I barely even know her.

H o m o comes out as homo

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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