- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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