- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Guess What??? Ur Murr

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