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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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