- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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