- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What is white and long? A New York winter

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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