whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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