Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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