- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Want to hear a joke? Obama

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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