A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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