whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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