- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

That is so fetch

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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