- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

irish man drinking john smiths

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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