- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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