- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

women's rights.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What is older than history?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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