- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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