Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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9/11

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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