- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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