what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Loperson

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Immigration Laws

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Your mam is so fat.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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