Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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men's rights activists

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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